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Claims by Ethiopian Millennium members


The boats of other boaters sometimes influence my boating.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis about 4 hours ago
The comments of other voters sometimes influence my votes.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis about 4 hours ago
Billy the Squid was a notorious cephalopod outlaw.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis about 4 hours ago  → 1 comment
York Peppermint Patties are search engines.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 3 days ago
alltheweb is a search engine.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 3 days ago
The colon is my favorite organ.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 3 days ago  → 3 comments
No man ever made a joke about being a eunuch.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 3 days ago  → 4 comments
I can't like what I don't know.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 3 days ago
Lazy zombies use guns.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 3 days ago
I can't wait to see movies in 4-d.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 3 days ago  → 1 comment
Humans all look alike.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 5 days ago  → 3 comments
Submarine hunting is more fun than whale hunting.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 5 days ago
I have eaten meat from an extinct species.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 5 days ago
Whale hunting is more fun than whale watching.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 5 days ago
I finish writing almost every fiction book I start.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 7 days ago  → 7 comments
Democracy isn't always all it's cracked up to be.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 7 days ago  → 4 comments
Secretarian violence leads to many problems in the office.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 7 days ago  → 2 comments
April showers don't usually bring ships full of English pilgrims.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 7 days ago
Nations cannot wear funny hats, but their people can.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 10 days ago
Using the Illuminati to find your way in the dark is not a very good idea.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 10 days ago  → 2 comments
The U.N. has superpowers.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 10 days ago  → 7 comments
This claim is about something.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 10 days ago
Jesus Lopez is a real person.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 10 days ago  → 6 comments
I have eaten a McIntosh Apple.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 10 days ago
"Cloud computing" sounds like either a weather-pattern prediction method or something from a bad Star Trek episode.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 10 days ago  → 2 comments
Many reptiles are in fact closet religious leaders.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 10 days ago  → 4 comments
Lizards prefer not to have legs.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 10 days ago
Wearing Brutus jeans to a Little Caesar's during the Ides of March is not a good idea.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 11 days ago
Stupid people sometimes cause emotional problems.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 12 days ago  → 4 comments
Dead people don't have emotional problems.
By 4 Neo Rara Avis 12 days ago  → 7 comments