Claims by Marrieds members


If life feels like it's going by too fast then you're doing it right.
By 7 Running Wyscans 3 days ago
You know what I'd do? I'd take that deal and crawfish, then drill that ol' Devil in the ass.
By 7 Running Wyscans 10 days ago
Jesus is overrated.
By 7 Running Wyscans 12 days ago  → 5 comments
Clowns are evil this I know, 'cause Stephen King's "It" tells me so!
By 7 Running Wyscans 12 days ago  → 4 comments
I have used a fire extinguisher to put out a fire.
By 7 Running Wyscans 16 days ago  → 2 comments
Screaming your name followed by "power" is mostly acceptable unless your name is "Dwight."
By 7 Running Wyscans 21 days ago  → 1 comment
The decision by NBC to deliver online Olympic video exclusively via Microsoft's Silverlight is a decision in which only Microsoft truly benefits.
By 7 Running Wyscans 22 days ago  → 1 comment
Never go full retard.
By 7 Running Wyscans 22 days ago  → 2 comments
Jyters have gigantic dicks.
By 7 Running Wyscans 23 days ago  → 4 comments
Athletes should be permitted to bet on themselves to win.
By 7 Running Wyscans about 1 month ago  → 6 comments
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