Claims by Twitter members


I seem to be the only idiot in my group of friends that does NOT make plans for Labor Day and therefore am the only one around ON Labor Day.
By 1 J Lee Miller Jr 4 days ago  → 1 comment
I will donate
I have iPhone elbow.
By 1 Melissa Wilde Jarquin 6 days ago  → 15 comments
I sometimes wish that comments on edited websites were limited to editorial, with commentators linking to "facts" residing offsite.
By 2 habib 20 days ago
I struggle at making good, useful, and yet witty tags when I make a claim.
By 1 J Lee Miller Jr 25 days ago  → 1 comment
The problem with online dating is that you have to sign up first. You simply cannot look at the stock, decide if you any are good looking enough and THEN sign up.
By 1 J Lee Miller Jr 25 days ago  → 4 comments
The phase "giving cred" could in some circle mean a very nasty thing.
By 1 J Lee Miller Jr 27 days ago
The majority of the time I spend alone in my house I am either nude or scantly clothed
By 1 J Lee Miller Jr 27 days ago  → 2 comments
The minimum ages should be 16 for jack squat, 18 for drinking and voting, and 21 for driving.
By 1 J Lee Miller Jr 27 days ago  → 1 comment
I promptly lose things when a put them "in a place so I won't forget them"
By 1 J Lee Miller Jr 29 days ago  → 7 comments
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