Windows is more than just an operating system, it's your friend?

Have you met Windows Vista?

Is this a game of question?

A game of question? Is that the one where every comment is a question?

Is that how you play?

May I join?

Do you know the rules?

Are they on the Internet?

Do you know how to use Google?

What should I type?

What have you tried so far?

How I should play the game of Questions?

And what did you get in the search results?

How do you get search results?

Did you click "Google Search" on the front page?

What if I am feeling lucky?

Did using that option get you any useful results?

It should take that long to load?

Shall we play tomorrow?

How long is it taking?

Do you want me to tell how long is it taking in seconds or minutes?

Which do you prefer?

Do you think is more appropriate in seconds?

Is it more than a minute or two?

Could you hand me your chronometer?

Do you mean my watch?

Oh, is that a watch?

Isn't that what you call it?

How can you be so sure?

Sure of what?

Do I look tired?

Foul. Non-sequitur.

Yep. But I would lose anyway If I didn't answer you because I'm going to bed.

Hope we play next time.

What the hell did I say?

You didn't consider that a non-sequitur?

What does this have to do with the claim?

Why do you ask?

Are motives relevant?

Would we care if they were?

Would they stop if we did?

Do you want to know what I think?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Isn't that dangerous?

Does he resort to using his robe for unholy things?

Do you think is unholy to shit?

Don't you think it's unholy to use the papal robe as toilet tissue?

Would you claim that to see what I think about?

Do you think I'm out of my mind?

So, that wasn't the food?

How should I know?

How can anyone ever really know?

Didn't look like food to you?

What did it taste like?

Have you ever had chicken?

Isn't Prunella a vegetarian?

Has she always been a vegetarian?

Shall we ask her to confirm that?

Why do I feel on the spot?

Would lying down help you relax?

Do we seem anxious?

Why don't you have a cup of tea and take off all of your clothes?

Can I have a cup of tea too?

Will you leave your clothes on? Please?

Are you assuming that I'm the kind of person that gets naked for a cup of tea?

Are you ashamed of your body?

Aren't we all just a little?

Does this answer your question?

Don't you know, Pruny dear, that men are prohibited from using "little" in any sentence that references their own body?

Oh my, did I put my foot in my mouth or what?

Are you sure that's your foot?

Are you sure it isn't?