The velociraptor is the ninja of dinosaurs.

No. They're called that because they're the only dinosaurs to ride bicycles.

They used to hunt in groups, on bicycles.

We know this from the fossil record because the puncture repair kits survived.

Dinosaurs had vibrators as well??? I never knew that! What evidence is there to support the discovery of battery technology by the dinosaurs? Or did they simply have a smaller dinosaur running around inside?

If Ann Summers doesn't already stock Rampant Raptors, their design team should be getting on it. This is the Long Tail in action.

Hmmm.... I'm not sure I would want to put one of those near my bits thanks. Raptors had really sharp teeth. And a rampant one?

The comment thread here implies that velociraptors are more like cigar smoking chimps with big claws and teeth on tricycles than ninja.

Who are you going to believe, Zeb, a stringy comment thread, or a claimant who has dug up actual real live dead dinosaurs?

Camposaurus(es?) are the ninja of dinosaurs. If jurassic park is to believed, velociraptors are more scary in packs. Ninja are less scary in groups.

How the heck did you come up with Camposaurus, Zeb? A random-ass Triassic carnivore like that?

It's like saying George Lazenby was the best Bond. Or, worse, someone who never even played Bond.

He was watching "Carry on up the Triassic" in which Camposaurus goes on holiday to the south coast and an array of amusing things happen involving root vegetables.

i tried to steal a velociraptor bike before.. and trust me they are not ninjas.. luckly they left me my hands.. so i can still jyte.