The typical jyte user is vegetarian, drinks beer, rides a bike, is politically liberal, and is attracted to girls wearing glasses.

as long as I can remain atypical

All except two. Majority wins.

It is an interesting crowd :-)

That sound about right.

(BTW, I'm a meat-eating, non–alcohol-drinking, car-driving, politically libertarian guy who couldn't care less whether or not a girl wears glasses.)

s/sound/sounds/

It'd be a bit more interesting if some of the stuff were more conflicting. Say, a vegan amateur pastry chef Libertarian who works for the Department of Homeland Security.

Who wears contacts and glasses at the same time.

...I'll go over in my corner.

Jonathan is also probably a perl user ... :-)

except some of *are* girls wearing glasses...

God, don't say that!

:D

Anyway, you guys go along as you where, and leave Art and I to plot world domination.

:D

That was directed at Scott.

Other than being an omnivore ...

/me lifts his Black Butte Porter with chain grease-stained fingers while pondering if any of the current Democratic candidates are liberal enough and waves to he bespectacled spouse.

... umm, what were you saying?

I'm only 4 out of the 5.

I considered myself an outlier and agreed.

All except one in my sample of two. Conjunction makes the entire claim false.

Well... I don't drink *much* beer...

I don't ride a bike and I'm not attracted to girls.

vegetarian? I think not...

This was all okay... except for the vegetarianism.

And all you vegetarians, I can fix you with three words. In 'n Out.

bay area hipsters like web 2.0 wankery

I should have qualified this claim by saying that the stereotypical Jyte user satisifies most of these traits.

Back when I was still eating meat, I tried In 'n' Out when they came to town. It was the nastiest burger I'd eaten since my high school cafeteria.

I like girls who are vegetarian, drink beer and wear glasses. Don't care about the rest.

It's my motto in life:
I make passes at girls that wear glasses.

I'll agree for the sake of having a 'standard' even though i dont fit anywhere in there.

*goes find some cow to kill and roast*

you had me til the girls in glasses part.

Is this an American definition of "politically liberal"?

DE - the reader is free to interpret "politically liberal" any way you'd like.

This typical jyte user is meat-loving, tea total, a walkaholic, is politically liberal, and attracted to brunette girls.

So I disagree :)

Sure, but girls without glasses are okay too :)

What is being described here is someone native to Portland Oregon

Not a vegetarian.

hum.. there's so much wrong with that statement/claim.

You're attracted to girls who wear glasses? Awesome!

I guess. Except I'm a meating-eating homosexual. Wait. That came out wrong.

Meat eater, don't drink, very rarely ride a bike, don't know enough about politics to claim that I'm one side or another, and no, I'm not particularly attracted to girls with glasses.

Guess I'm not the typical Jyte user.

I agree. They might also be an atheist.
I'm not the typical jyte user though, not by a long shot.

Only the last one.

I've stopped drinking most beers because they're not vegetarian. Now I'll only drink German beer.

I prefer Belgian beer

Girls with glasses are hot, and those who ride bikes have great bods too.

Libertarians are the true free thinkers, not liberals!

VTD said "Libertarians are the true free thinkers, not liberals!"

Claim it. Let's see how many people agree with you.