On Jyte, I vote on such deeply serious claims and such terribly silly claims in quick succession that I can hear my brain grinding as it shifts gears.

My brain shifts gears like this all the time, so I am used to it- it's an ADHD thing.

I just end up taking the silly claims more seriously than the serious claims.

But...er... I live that way anyway.

I usually ignore the silly claims.

I actually have one attitude when thinking about silly claims and serious claims. My brain doesn't have gears.

Sometimes I get confused as to how serious I'm supposed to take a claim.

I can feel the crank/burn/shift. And what Fixedd said.

You should try one of the latest biological wonders: gearless brains.

If the brains don't have gears however do they work?

Well, they've been around for some time now.
You could google them.

The google-sphere claims they use electricity. I figure they use the electricity to drive the motors, but really, no gears? Do they use some kind of pulley system?

They are far more efficient than that.

It's a series of tubes.

They're all silly.

Get CVT.

CVT = no torque, no torque = no fun.

fr pnt.

Lucifer, why are you wearing that ridiculous shirt? Get some proper foot-high lapels on it at once!

It doesn't exactly look like a Swiss watch. Neither do I see an efficient lubrication or cooling system. No wonder I keep hearing all that infernal grinding going on.

Oh, you're doing it wrong! You're SUPPOSED to squirt water-based lubricant (like KY-liquid) in your ear once a day!

Maybe you should check the clutch

Double declutch for nonsynchro brains.