John Deer lawn mowers are powered by fawn-driven engines.
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Neo Anomalocarid
on October 24, 2008
Eventually, as it grows, it becomes unable to fit and gets squished up inside. The mower stops working when the fawn runs out of room. It's all part of the latest effort to make biodegradable products.
Most engine problems can be solved by poking the fawn with a sharp stick, feeding it, or replacing it.
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