It would be fun to be a bird for a day.

Fusion man is probably the closest anyone
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Don't forget this numpty:

i wouldn't want to be a bird for the night. they have to get up ridiculously early in the morning.

i want to specify that i only agree with this statement if we are talking about birds that can FLY. i do not want to be an ostrich for a day.

I'm already a kiwi. Can't fly...

Yea. only birds that can fly... It would be kinda lame to be an ostrich for a day. I would kick tons of things if I was an ostrich for a day though.

ostrich rather than chicken, though. chickens can't even kick tons of things...

What about a demon duck of doom?

i am trying to imagine a duck at it's most threatening.

Fool! The demon duck of doom is a giant predatory bird that lived in prehistoric Australia.

oh! i thought it was one of your evil minions... was wondering why you chose ducks, and just when it was beginning to make sense, oops, there you go.

sorry, phobeyyy, i'm no expert on the predatory birds of prehistoric Australia. does it look anything like the usual duck?

No. It looks more like this:

okay, i didn't think THAT was what you meant by GIGANTIC!

@homelessbrain: now this, this can kick TONS and TONS of things in a day..

I think the beak would be slightly more of a problem than the kick.

They'd make great pets. And you'd never have to worry about your obnoxious neighbor's obnoxious dog again.

Beautiful plumage.

HOMELESSBRIAN, not HOMELESSBRAIN. i am so sorry!! please don't be mad. :(

Speaking of homeless brains...

Awww, Phobeyyy, you've been name-calling since last night. I though you would snap out of it by now.

Er..are you trying to name-call and insult me to death?

Well, what's the alternative? Fly off to the Philippines?

Well, you are a pterodactyl.

The fish there stink.

well,surely, evil incarnate such as yourself won't let a few thousand miles and stinky fish get in the way of a nice little murderous spree.

you could use one of those deathrays, your sword, or something else from your arsenal. because you sure as hell can't name-call me to death. :)

Lucky for you I'm being hedonistic right now.

Tried being hedonistic always?

If I had a fleet of robots, I would be.