It is possible to survive without coffee

But who would want to?

I prefer a cup of tea.

Not sayin' it's easy

I like lattes, but I like lattes when they're made with tea better than when they're made with coffee.

But you'll wish you hadn't.

Rorek nailed it

Coffee gives me the runs, Black tea all the way.

... but not desirable.

but I have to have my coffee Hagen Daz!

I've survived my whole life having consumed only two cups of coffee. Hate the stuff. I prefer my caffeine cold and canned.

Tom Morris said it best...

I'm tryin' to live without it, but damn, it ain't easy!

It was possible before we had kids.

At present, it is not, but I am going to try to fixt that.

Possible, but not nearly as wonderful.

it is also possible to live a life without sex, alcohol or speech - but why would you bother?

never coffee

Consider the facts... the Donner Party ran out of coffee. Look what happened to them.

Maybe, but not for long.

Define "survive".

Just go through basic training, they will show you its possible. No coffee, no candy, no soda, 8 weeks.

Depending on what branch you join.

Yeah, The German Boat would know all about the navy... but I'm guessing that his knowledge may not extend too far into the army.

? I don't know all that much about the Navy. The only branch that I have seriously researched is the National Guard.

What? A boat that doesn't know much about the navy? I find this most peculiar....

I actually meant it as "The Boot" not "The Boat"...but don't tell everyone...they'll take away my precious german boat cred.

I believe (and I may be mistaken here) that I was the first to give you 'the german boat' cred.

Actually, yes, I believe you were. Don't get me wrong though, I most definitely appreciate my German Boat cred...it kicks ass!

absolutely not! Blasphemous

I'm Chuck Norris, I could survive without water.

&russian&: Без кофе можно прожить.

Hey, Hey, Hey. Here's a lil fun fact for ya. Coffee tastes like shit!

Yes, if you have no taste buds whatsoever.

Of course, at that point, everything tastes about the same.

Possible but not desirable

Mainlining Red Bull works just as well.

Or the Speed Force.

Coffee is piss.

Try maté. Makes you go go go without the coffee hangover.

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