It is impolite to propose a recipe in which a jyte user figures prominently as an ingredient.

Impolite, maybe. Good idea, definitely.

That would depend.

You're not canine-ivorous are you?

@XI

The Baron spread evil thoroughout the merry land of Jyte. No we can have our revenge!

No, but I've got some Vietnamese friends. They'd LOVE to eat, sorry meet, you.

[Note to self before Rachel comments: stop this racial stereotyping]

No, you can't have your alright.

?

That was intentional.

I think Rolies has cornered the market there, Mr Shellfish.

I think it depends what the recipe is for, and whether the jyte user remains intact and uncooked at its conclusion.

Certainly ground jyte user is a forbidden ingredient.

What about diced, Rorek?

@Rorek: pls note the inspired by ...

My only vice is thrice spiced diced mice over rice.

Good. Rorek doesn't object. On with the feasting!

When the experiment is over you shall be baked and there will be cake. Does anyone know where I can get some fish-shaped candles?

It's a lie, I tell you! The cake is a lie!

I know how to make candles.

Also, the clam is a lie, Rascher.

I'm not a fish, dammit! I'm a mollusk!

... and a very special one.

'Today's Special', in fact.

Before the eating begins, could you pour Worcestershire Sauce all over yourself and smack yourself repeatedly with a meat tenderizer?

Oh dear, dinner's getting 'lippy'.

Supper's getting cold. Almost hostile, in fact.

Is a popsicle stick an ingredient of a popsicle?

It is if you happen to be a termite.

Agreed ... a jyte user, but not a jyte user's avatar. There's room for all God's creatures, right next to the potatoes and veggies. Me and my bunny are free of airborne pollutants and contaminants = healthy choices.

What's the name of your bunny, sir?

My bunny's name is Stuart Lagomorph, or as we lovingly call him, wabbit stew. Nice head Rael. You could pitch a bit o' poultry into the pot and we'll have ourselves a feast to remember.

It is not me, by the way.

Aww, I knew the chicken (or turkey) head guy wasn't you ... well, hoping it wasn't. Really funny. Your RL face is not so funny.

It was a vulture and sorry I don't have a funny face.

Very useful to have a detachable head though. hehe

And what if I lose my head?

Well, you have to keep some spares in the closet.
Ask XISTH to borrow his for your next date.
Or Jon R's for navidad.

bc bluefish: Nice head Rael.

Rael: It is not me, by the way.

Weird ... I always assumed that it was.

Well, I'm not using my real canine snout for my avatar right now, so I guess I can understand. :-)

Oh, he was referring to this head that I set as my display picture for awhile.

So you really are you?

My actual display picture is me.

OK, all is right with the world again. :-)

I'm hungry

Nautilus Pie is served. Tuck in everyone!

Mmm, tasty.

I've heard people are quite good when seasoned properly.

Bon apetit

Chef, I think my cephalopod is still moving.

Excuse me, i weel just take your deener away pour 'un momente'.

<(shouts) oy! naughtylus! keep still!>

Ahem, here we are, madam.

Damn you.

'e just has a leetle blackness around the eye, madame.

Not Jimmy....

Pal of yours?

You'll pay for this.

$14.95, excluding service.

Arg! Foiled again!

OK, we will spare you for being a good sport. Unfortunatley I can't offer your colleagues the same protection.

Can I suggest that your next manifestation is something repellant and inedible? Like a Harkonnen.

That giggle hit the spot. Actually, I've heard people are sickly sweet to eat. What would be the proper seasoning?????

How about a Dalek?

Or maybe Jaglavak.

But which one?

Now you've done it.

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

the termite man's here.