I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane.
By
homelessbrian
on September 29, 2008
Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like ‘Huh? What the hell is this?’, but if it’s in a fruit basket you’re like ‘This is nice!.’
- Demetri Martin
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The basket also comes in handy for leaving unwanted newlyborns in on the steps of the foundling institute.
i usually mail meat instead, to avoid being thought of as insane.
You and your sausage futures.
In a basket.
The basket also comes in handy for leaving unwanted meat on the steps of the IUM.
Institute (for) unwanted meat.
yeh?
Shares the same address as my flat.
yeh?
what time is it?
Meat o'clock, of course!
No one wants unwanted meat.
you eat humans.
why?
god knows what the yellow and green stuff is for.
i agree completely but now i have this urge to send out some fruit sans the basket out of sheer curiosity for the phone calls and messages that would probably follow...