I have reason to believe I am being followed.

Damn, was I that obvious?

Ha, no. You weren't who I thought was following me, or were you??

Hmmmm...eerie no?

I have eyes in the back of my head so I'm not too concerned with the outcome. There can be a sick satisfaction in watching the watcher.

Oh cool! I want eyes in the back of my head!

I'm sure you can get some on ebay. Plenty of surgeons will do just about anything these days.

I'm looking right now!

quick everyone, hide!

Too late, I've already seen you. haha.

So speedy, did you actually find any??

Damn ebay, how is it that you can buy an airplane there and yet no 'back-of-the-head-eyeballs'?

Oh no, they use regular ones, they just place them differently. Maybe no one wants to give theirs up, can you blame them?

I guess not, but where's the fun in that?

Really. Well, I'm sure you can find plenty of people who aren't really using theirs, so you might as well just take them.

take them when they're not looking.

exactly