I fathered the Anna Nicole Smith baby.
By
Glad Rag Kraken
on March 13, 2007
Now gimmie some of that money.
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No, but at this point, probability has to dictate my DNA has an equal chance to all the other baby daddies...
I squeezed the bulb of the turkey baster; does that count?
Not unless I'm seriously underestimating the distance I'm able to ejaculate. Even then, my personal experience has been I'm not that accurate. It's more of a shotgun than a sniper rifle.
Um, six people agreed... I guess that's about right.