I am the one and only God. The number of down-votes determine how many are my loyal followers. Up-voters are people who agree with me :*)

False dichotomy. I don't believe you.

hello..Is this Hitler?

My loyal followers are as numerous as grains of sand.

D'A

my head hurts

cluck cluck brrr

But you just became MY loyal follower D'Archangel

and no I am not Hitler

moo baar cluck

who is this making animal sounds??

jytes chicken sexer

do you mean you are a chicken sexer? what does that mean?

"But you just became MY loyal follower D'Archangel"

Sadly, no. Learn how claims work.

D'A

Don't be sad D'Archangel. I am not interested in how claims work. It's a joke.

I said in my claim if you down-voted, you were a loyal follower. You down-voted so as far as I am concerned, you became a follower.

And as far as knowing how claims work, you don't seem to know any better as you yourself claimed "My loyal followers are as numerous as grains of sand."

You need to learn or you will fail.

*plonk*

D'A

Does your way of making points involving making funny sounds?? What else do you have? boink?? lol

When I say "I", I mean myself. Otherwise I fail to see the point in making a claim other than just to please people by stroking their egos.

It would be presumptuous for anyone to even think that they could make claims on anyone else's behalf.

And I need to learn or else I will fail?? Ooooh I am sooo scared. Fail at what?? An online site lol.

When I say "I", I mean myself.

Not in Jyte, sorry.

I can do claims for you, if you like. Just give me a little background information, and I'll do my best. No charge.

No thanks Jeremy lol.

Rael since when did you become the voice of jyte??

I didn't say I'm the voice of Jyte, I only provide you a link to the claim:

http://jyte.com/cl/when-a-claim-contains-the-word-i-it-should-mean-i-the-voter-and-not-i-the-claimer

Which stipulates my point. That's the convention here. You can see it in most of the claims in Jyte .

Either way, this claim was posted in good humour.

It's difficult to get more than 5 "followers" here.

(on an individual claim)

Christ, Rael, your English is fucking good today.

If I'm a loyal follower, do I get free oral sex from women while I eat Oreoes?

Thank you Jeremy, here's a picture of an English horse.

@MrDeath: you can get a Donkey Punch from that English horse while eating Oreoes...is that Ok?..I can't offer more for my loyal people..