Glad Rag Kraken knows more than he needs to, and yet less than he wants to, about gin.

So what's the best kind of gin that won't break the bank?

That doesn't break the bank? It really depends on what kind of bank you're talking about. If we're talking about the Seagram's price range, you're pretty much in trouble no matter what you do.

I'm just looking for a good value is all.

Mmm, I'm a fan of Hendricks at the bar, and Martin Miller's at Bev-Mo. If you're looking to go cheaper, i guess you're talking about about a choice between Bombay, Tanqueray, and Junipero. Depends on how much juniper you like in your gin, and what you're mixing. While I enjoy Junipero in, say, a gin tonic, it would be inappropriate in a dirty martini.

You don't know how to make it, and you need to make gin, because there's no liquor like the stuff you make yourself.

Just another addict - no self-discipline.

Stop using other people IDs. You are a lying shitbag dumbass faker.

You tell'em, fake me! Wait. What? Who are you telling what.

Look, if we're gonna look similar, we need to start acting similar. May I suggest being a bit more clear?

Hang on, are RUU or RU me? You're confusing the hell out of me.

Just be on the lookout for funny. The real deal is humorless.

Yeah. Being funny, that wouldn't be funny.

Wait, someone other than me just faked me. That means that there must be at least 3 of us behind the me's.

What are you talking about. I can't imagine anyone would be faking someone else.

That wasn't me either! I think he's faking himself - the filthy dirty pervert.

Jesus H. Christ on a cracker...