Given a Vegemite™ sandwich by a smiling 193 centimetre bread seller in Brussels, I'd eat it.

We have Marmite, which is made from yeast: I like it.

Yup. The Aussies invented Vegemite when Marmite shipments were interrupted. We have our own Marmite here in NZ which is a little bit different from the UK one. It's all good! It's particularly fun telling people unfamiliar with the products that it is a chocolate spread...

Hehe!

I'd rather have it than that cow arse Bovril muck.

Haven't heard of it.

It's a meat version of Mar/vegemite, probably sold only in they UK.

Prefer Marmite but i'd share it with you

Dude, what's that, like 12 feet tall? Man, I'd run if some frost giant tried to offer me a sandwich with a big cave mineral deposit in it. *shudder*

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, do you speak-a my language?
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

12 feet would be about 365 centimetres or so.

That's interesting--you've taken the time to explain yours hoping to clarify (apparently). It may not be clear from my comment, but I already "got it." I will forgo the opportunity to clarify why I thought my response was funny. Explaining it would ruin it (assuming anyone besides me thought it was humorous).

Well, I thought your "cave mineral deposit" part was quite funny.

Partial credit is better than no credit at least.