Gandalf is gay

By 1 hetzz on December 13, 2007

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7 Wyscan and His Rusty Trombone who disagreed, says

Spoiler alert:

The actor that played Gandalf in the most recent movies is still an actor and not actually Gandalf. I didn't find the character from the books particularly homosexual.

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8 Rorek who disagreed, says

Yeah, I didn't notice any sexuality as a part of Gandalf's character. I didn't read the Silmarillion, though.

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7 Wyscan and His Rusty Trombone who disagreed, says

Good point and neither have I. If the Silmarillion is seen as "Middle Earth: The College Years" then Olyrin (possibly Gandalf) may have had a little hot "gay until graduation" action. I'd have to actually read that boring piece of shit to be sure. Is that what you meant, hetzz?

Another alternative is that hetzz simply meant that Gandalf was merry and carefree. I don't think that fits either.

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8 Rorek who disagreed, says

No, he certainly wasn't merry or carefree. hetzz, if you point out the gay sex scene in the Silmarillion, or the part where Gandalf wasn't taciturn, I'll change my vote.

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7 Cobra Baghdad who hasn't voted, says

The gay sex scene in the silmarillion was actually between bilbo and smeagol. I won't disturb you with the details.

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7 Cobra Baghdad who hasn't voted, says

Hey, not where Happywrap may read it.

Where is happy wrap anyway?

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5 An Unknown Entity who agreed, says

He was much more light-spirited in The Hobbit.

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7 Cobra Baghdad who hasn't voted, says

Happy Wrap?

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