From a purely health perspective, if you were forced to choose between licking a toilet seat, and licking a shopping cart handle at the local grocery store, you should lick the toilet seat.

By 3 wizardwatson on July 11, 2007

I say "from a health perspective" because their are probably is a much higher embarrassment factor associated with licking the toilet seat.

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3 Plant Goddess who agreed, says

I had to think about my decision for a minute on this one.

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Well... where is the toilet seat?

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3 Plant Goddess who agreed, says

I'm working under the assumption that these are both very public locations and the tongue contact on each object would have to be of equal intensity.

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1 Guy Rintoul who agreed, says

Apart from anything, toilet seats tend to be cleaned regularly unlike (I would imagine) shopping trolleys.

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4 Comestibles J Coolio who disagreed, says

It's best not to lick either.

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5 An Unknown Entity who disagreed, says

@XISTH:

that wasn't an option.

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You're not gonna make me!

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