Flowers to remind her of her fading beauty, and chocolate to speed the process.
By
Glad Rag Kraken
on February 13, 2007
For some reason, the only time I've had a girlfriend accept this excuse for why I didn't get them chocolate and flowers for Valentines day was when I got them jewelry instead.
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Discussion (2)
Some girls don't like flowers, they prefer cash!
Dark chocolate is chock-full of antioxidants :p