Clearly this claim doesn't hold up under a pedantic reading: infants, for example. I just meant to get across the idea that there are too many laws, and it's next to impossible not to break any of them.
"Iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
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of course.
just take a look at certain politicians ;)
Claim is not if all politicians are criminals, but "everyone" is :)
There probably exists an infant somewhere who is not. Not that the sentiment is any less true.
D'A
D'A, yep but one day the infant might shoplift a lolly-pop (the claim doesn't say 'at this moment in time')
You are no a criminal because you might commit a crime in the future. You are a criminal because you have committed a crime.
D'A
Only in Australia.
in some law, somewhere.
Jonathan: Whaaahhahah!! (good one).
Rorek, can you please settle the point re: does the claim mean "at this moment in time" or will at some stage blah blah?
Clearly this claim doesn't hold up under a pedantic reading: infants, for example. I just meant to get across the idea that there are too many laws, and it's next to impossible not to break any of them.
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It is a rare person indeed who, upon reaching the age of majority, has not broken a single law.You're not a criminal if you don't get caught.
Robin: Except in Australia.
How so?
"Iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
— The Princess Bride (emphasis mine)