A retarded chimpanzee who had just drank down a six-pack of beer could still be elected as president of the United States of America as long as he ran as a Republican.
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Nanotyrannus
on March 13, 2008
This has already happened once.....
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Twice.
Dammit, I was gonna say that! ;o)
Not this cycle.
it's happened 6 times. not two.
People are retarded chimpanzees.
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